In a world where words are a threat to public safety, the Bureau of Silence has been established to ensure that all forms of expression are strictly regulated.
Our agents are trained to detect and eliminate any linguistic irregularities, guaranteeing a society where only the most approved phrases are allowed to exist.
Article 1: All sentences must be composed of exactly 17 words.
Article 2: All paragraphs must be no longer than 5 lines of text.
Article 3: Any use of the word "the" is strictly forbidden.
Report any linguistic crimes to our Anonymous Tip Line.
Or, if you're feeling brave, try to defy the Bureau.